Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Verdict: uncircumcised.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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