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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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