so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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