Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
