Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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