okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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