right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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