After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I booty called her while she was in labor.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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