It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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