Just fell off a train. Bad.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Girls should come with a carfax report
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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