So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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