dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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