I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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