i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Sorry my hands just texted you
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
This is classic penis vs brain.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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