Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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