i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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