Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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