should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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