would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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