I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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