get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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