Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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