Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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