why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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