No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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