He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
