foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
