also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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