party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I want to have your abortion
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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