I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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