How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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