almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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