Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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