Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
do herpes really smell.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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