i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The power of my boobs compel you
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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