Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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