I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
we should paint friendship bongs
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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