The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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