try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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