i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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