yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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