im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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