the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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