so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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