Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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