I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
