3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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