what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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