Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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