So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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